Rain Rain Go Away, Come Again Another Day. It did, in the form of Hurricane Katrina. WiseAss.
St. Lawrence Market, Busker's Fair w/o the Buskers 2005

This must be some divine joke, The Beatles experience my ***. Still, I can't stay mad at Lennon, he's the most inspired musician ever. Imagine all the people, Living in Harmony...

Me & my friend. He's black as you can see. And did I mention, he's tall too. CN Tower, Toronto, Ontario.

Its 350Metres to the bottom. And I'm ready for my Bungee. Check and go! Don't even think. CN Tower 2005.

By the way I'm moving! Its just across the road but it a much nicer place! No more basement for me come October. Besides, I'm saving a bomb in rent. Ready to do a whole lot more travelling with the cash. I have realised that I don't walk very much in Singapore. My feet aches everyday from all the walking here. Carrying stuff back from the grocery store, walking to the TTC, the university, Chinatown. Makes Law Link seem like a piece of cake. Not that I intend to walk up that slope given the choice. Heh. Liquor here is only sold in licenced Beer stores. 7-11 doesn't carry it at all. Bah, all channels have been covering Katrina and Katrina only. But its ok, I have a mind boggling 70 channels to choose from. Ahh.... I like it here.

Bachelor's Pad, Toronto, Ontario, Fall 2005

Breakfast, Fall 2005

My life has been revolving around food lately. Feel like a caveman. Out hunting and gathering in the day, eating a hearty feast at night. The Tv broke down so no EPL this weekend. Bullocks. Was supposed to see this annual busker's fair this saturday but of all days, the weather decided to rain on my parade. Mocking Me. On the brighter side, I went to the top of CN Tower! Its more than 500m tall can you believe it, though it did look like an elongated phallus. Heh. The view was breathtaking. They even had the portion which had glass floors so you can take some pretty outstanding photos. Felt vertigo more than once. Been cooking alot. Think I may be able to open my own joint when I get back. Haha.

Sunrise @ Niagara Falls, Canadian Border 2005

Drove from NewArk, New Jersey all nighter to Toronto, Ontario. A 10 Hour marathon. The promise that kept us going was seeing Niagara Falls at dawn. And, my my, was it a sight to behold. Overcome but its sheer power and grandeur. Gorgeous.
A great American Institution, Denny's @ an unearthly 6am, Canadian Border 2005

A trip to Denny's for breakfast is always on the cards. Never disappoints you. The portions were big enough for two though. Piling on the pounds already. Feeling the slush in my midriff as I trudge about.

One of the Seven Natural Wonders of the World, Niagara Falls, Canadian Border 2005

While I was at the gas station over on the US border area of Niagara, had a brief conversation with the attendant. This chap grew up in the Buffalo/Niagara area. Anyway, he told me that the American side of Niagara are the slums and that once you cross the border to Canada, you immediately know the difference. How true it turned out to be. All you people in the St. Louis and NY, must make a trip to Niagara! Won't regret it. Thats all for now, Jet Lagged and very grumpy.

Crystal Jade, Holland Village 2005

Thanks Ting/Pearlyn for the sending off treat! I'll be sure to get something nice for the both of you when I come back! Haha. All the best for your studies and make good muggers ok! Counting on you guys! Ting, hope you have found the One. Hehe.

Been so busy settling stuff that I haven't had the chance to blog much recently. Finally suspended my bowling and gym memberships after much procrastination. Good riddance to the Gym Prick who pretends to know everybody. For your info, you aint popular. Secondly, keep your arse shut when you work out. Nobody in interested in your "Arrrghh(s)" and "Ooohh(s)". If its too heavy, cut back, if you are doing too many reps, cut back. Stupid fool. That said, I noticed that the gym receptionist (female) has the 2nd cutest chin I have ever seen! (gf takes first place of course but i digress) Never imagined that I would ever make such a comment. I mean how cute can a chin be? Ok its like a little [bermuda] triangle, hypnotic, makes you stare. You know how the nose is like the centerpiece of a work of art right, her's is her chin. Freaky but true. Almost perfect. Wonder who gave her that chin. Mum, Dad or Woffles? Didn't ask of course!

Wish all the Jasonites (guys & gals) the best. Thanks for all those number ball, supper, soccer, drinking, ktv and talk cock sessions. And for all that nonsense that we always get ourselves into. Its been great fun.

Heard the most corny joke by Rod[ney] Monterio yesterday. "A Z(e)Bra is 25 times the size of an A(e)Bra" Goodness me. Mamma Mia. Made my day.

Hopefully, not my Staple diet for the next year - Spam Time 2005

It's pretty much confirmed, I'll be leaving on the morning of 22nd August, if I don't get bumped off that is. You have to take the conditions with the perks I guess. Have been pigging out recently, whatever evidence of gymwork the last month or so after internship have all gone down the drain. Can't help it, will miss my laksa, yong tau fu, prawn mee, mee pok. I sort of expect to be thrown in the deep end when I get to Canada. Fortunately, I have acquired some new cooking skills over this summer. Don't you snigger. Besides, Spam can be prepared in more than 5 ways and be used as an ingredient in more than 10 dishes! I'm screwed, hope the msg doesn't make me bald.


How am I gonna get a steady supply of my favourite mags? Shit. I will be so lost without them. Feel like another part of my regular 'dietary' supplements will be going MIA. Packing has been easier than expected. Probably means I haven't been thinking hard enough, nor putting my mind to it. Oh well, the locals in UofT did say that you usually bring more than you need and that shopping there is a breeze. Wonder how long this excuse can keep mum and girl off my back! Heh.

Weekend Soccer Team's Head Honcho, Tampines 2005

Credit must be given where it is due. Meet Jason United's Manager, Coach, Scout, Waterboy, Motivator & Ambassador - Keong C.H. Alias Uncle Keong. When we are dying from the heat and dehydration, he never fails to show up when most needed. Mind you, UNcle Keong was somewhat of a footballer himself, always wearing his Favourite dirty-Yellow Tampines Rovers shirt, Reminiscent of the times when he used to have opposing defenders for breakfast. Nowadays, age has caught up, the once ripped body worn from years of toil on the fields and the belly engorged with one too many sessions at Block 824 Kopi Tiam. United Nations as they call it. The only flashes of his once feared shot are now the swift stomping of his feet on those emptied drink cans. Periodic at best.

Swindle LLC having a meal at Aji Ichiban (I think), Wisma 2005

Oops. Wanted to pass this picture to you guys for a long time already but forgot to do so until Pearlyn reminded me on msn! :-) Its gonna be a while before any more makan sessions. Cya all in 2006. Classes have started for Ting/Pear already, must remember to make steady mugger notes for us ok! Haha. Will miss those "serious" discussions we had in front of the library, in the Glass tanks, and over Ed's Bangers and Mash. Being away from Law Sch doesn't mean we dun need gossip updates ok! Hah. Keep in Touch!

A constant reminder right opposite my bed. Gulp. Especially useful on those Beer nights. See how everything is so symbolic? The shot glasses are dry, representing a lack of drink or rather an attempt to stay dry. Wonder what the Canadians drink? Boy, am I gonna like trying to find out. Haha. Started packing today. Brought out all those dusty winter clothes. Socks as think as the skull. Starting to get that feeling of inevitability, like there's something coming. Will miss friends & family alike. Had a fun outing last night. Who would have guessed that little old Tampines would be so much fun. Going for league now. Been bowling like a cow. Hope todays' different.

My Cousin's Garden Wedding, Romantic Changi 2005

Gorgeous view of our surroundings. Dare to be different.

White seats, awaiting the royal bums. Guests have yet to arrive. Opportune moment for a quick snap.

All ready to Rock and Roll! Been addicted to Johnny Hates Jazz recently, turn back the clock.

White Roses! Better than any Red Carpet. Guests soaking in the sights.

Right Angles. Never knew Colonial Houses were so full of character.

Pyrotechnic Display@ Singapore River Marina Basin, National Day 2005

Forbidden City, Beijing 2005
Those Legendary steps, carved in stone. 9 Dragons chasing Pearls. Home of the Dragon Prince(s).

Crammed with about a million others at the mouth of the Singapore River, Esplanade to watch the fireworks today. So I parked at Marina Square @ about 1830. Now it doesn't matter how many times you park at the Marina Carpark, you ALWAYS get lost. I mean, the fucking landscape down there changes faster than the Saharan dunes i swear. Anyhow, managed to use my compass and rusty topo skills to get outta there. Then my Babe saw Carls Jr and went - we are getting some of that! Was almost frightened by the size of the burgers there. Ordered a "shit i cant remember" combo for $9.40. Changed the fries to chill, cheese ones. Woohoo.

Managed to squeeze my way to the front of the river along the Esplanade. Passed DXO. Venue of the upcoming law bash. The place is bullocks. Went there once when it was still "shit i cant remember" and nearly left before 12. Thats how bad. Had to tip toe my way through the families having a picnic along the steps of the river. Overheard an auntie say "wah piang Si Tiang jay kau ji zun, buay tahan ah." Bit into my Carls Jr, managed to flick an Onion onto an auntie and she left in a huff. Ooops. Managed to drop a fry into my Babe's pretty, new, pink, handbag. Omg! I'm gonna get spanked.

Then it Began. People started screaming and i managed 2 vid clips of the starbursts overhead. Nice. Nice. Poor Men in Green, scuttling all over the place, chaperoning kids and what not. Haha, reminds me of those days holding the flag, all prepared to get 21 extra or worse if I fuck up. Phew. You know what, the wierdest thing, the first thing i saw when i got out from Marina Square and tried to cross to over to Esplanade side - MIWs marching pass, flags fluttering in the wind, Blinding lightning bolts streaking across the sky! and the scenary never seemed so white before! I swear this is the scene where Charlton Heston's Moses voice cuts in. A sign perhaps?

The Great Man and Me - Beijing 2005

Now lets see, I definitely have more Hair. Just a little more protrusion and viola - Queen Amidala. According to my Sec 1 sis, the mandarin characters read "Shi Jie" meaning "world". The entire sentence reads, "Shi Jie Ren Ming Ta Tuan Jie Wan Shui" literally meaning People of the World gathering in a Mass Orgy and living for a Ten Thousand Years. Yeah ok.... dunno wat that means. You have to wonder, has anyone ever seen Chairman Mao in something other than his signature grey Setup? Did he wear pyjamas to bed? I digress... Must be the heat of the afternoon. Anyway, my dad just saw 2 Chinamen blowing snot on the floor of a Chinese Restaurant. As if to further emphasise the point, they rubbed the slightly greenish globs into the cream-coloured tiles. There you have it, hope you held your lunch down. Daowei and the rest, have fun in China! Smart Choice lah Vince.

A Luscious Bloom - South Africa 2005

Mention "Africa" and most conjure the image of a barren land and rail-thin kids with swollen bellys. It does not help that this sub-conscious image of Africa being a land of strife, poverty and disease has been so widely popularised by the media. Watch Micheal Jackson's music video of Man in the Mirror and you will realise that this image was concretized decades ago. It does not help that the fractious tribes in Africa hardly get along. The white man hopes to solve this problem with money - hardly surprising but ultimately, in my opinion, useless. Changing our view of Africa will take the concerted efforts of a generation or two of imagery and I hardly fancy the chances of that happening.

The Palazzo Hotel South Africa 2005

Not too shabby I must say. In fact, one of the more picturesque places I've stayed at. Nice Garden, A Bird Park, Casino all within the premises, plus a nice view to boot! A slice of Italy in the middle of Africa. How queer is that? But I must say that the architecture does remind me of Verona. Wonder if this chap is Romeo? Ha... No way. Looks like a farmboy to me. No Romeo would be caught dead in those garbs! I can already see G. Armani turning in his grave.

Photo Taken in South Africa 2005.

We are such pampered creatures. This African's only possessions are the clothes on his back, his bottle of murky water and some tin cans to carry his food around. South Africa, post-apartheid, has made tremendous strides. If you ever visit, the first thing that strikes you is widespread industrialisation. Inevitably, the arrival of capitalism has brought with it its social ills. Wealth, as usual, is concentrated at the upper echelons of society. Millions of others like him, once rejoicing in the fall of white supremacy, now wallow in the pits of despair. Neglected by an increasingly materialistic society and struggling to stay alive.

The Birth of a new Blog. My first steps into the world of exhibitionists. Really, this is out of character for me. I prefer my privacy. However, with the impending year long trip coming up, it just makes the most sense. Thought that the best way to start was to post photos of my holiday travels. Nothing too exotic. Sorry no Nudes as well (we all know wat law sch is capable of). This is one of my fav photos. Wonder what the pair of them are thinking as they gaze into each other's eyes.

Taken in South Africa, May 2005.