The Great Man and Me - Beijing 2005

Now lets see, I definitely have more Hair. Just a little more protrusion and viola - Queen Amidala. According to my Sec 1 sis, the mandarin characters read "Shi Jie" meaning "world". The entire sentence reads, "Shi Jie Ren Ming Ta Tuan Jie Wan Shui" literally meaning People of the World gathering in a Mass Orgy and living for a Ten Thousand Years. Yeah ok.... dunno wat that means. You have to wonder, has anyone ever seen Chairman Mao in something other than his signature grey Setup? Did he wear pyjamas to bed? I digress... Must be the heat of the afternoon. Anyway, my dad just saw 2 Chinamen blowing snot on the floor of a Chinese Restaurant. As if to further emphasise the point, they rubbed the slightly greenish globs into the cream-coloured tiles. There you have it, hope you held your lunch down. Daowei and the rest, have fun in China! Smart Choice lah Vince.