Maid of the Mist chuggs her way into the jaws of Horseshoe falls. Nothing quite like the thunderous sound of crashing water. Makes you feel so ahem, small.

Derek Zoolander would have given an arm and a leg for such a swagger. Too bad he was only capable of one look. Remember that one-hit wonder? "im too sexy for my cat... you know what i mean... as i do my turn on the catwalk.... on the catwalk" - Right said Fred

Into the Jaws of death. Ready for my early morning shower.

Somewhere over the rainbow........