Its midnight and all I can feel is the pulverising headache that pers prop is sending through my brain. Time to ditch Worthington for something a little lighter. What better material than TG's 100 Sexiest Cars. I'd make a case for some of these mechanical delights to appear on FHM's top 100 anytime. Unfortunately, the image of a pot-bellied, bald but undoubtedly rich old git cruising down the ECP in a CC keeps flashing in my mind. What could possibly be more wrong? Perhaps a hot babe in the passenger seat.

Might Jeremy Clarkson be interested in doing an aerodynamics test on a bald person driving a convertable?